Il primo post di Hank Moody

Rendiamo omaggio a Californication, bella serie targata Showtime (home of Dexter, il nostro ematologo preferito), con il primo post del blog del protagonista Hank Moody (interpretato da David Duchovny):

Hell-A Magazin Blog Number 1: Hank hates you all.

A few things I’ve learned in my travel through this crazy little thing called life.

One: A morning of awkwardness is far better than a night of loneliness.

Two: I probably won’t go down in history, but I will go down on your sister.

And three: While I’m down there it might be nice to see a hint of pubis. I’m not talking about a huge seventies playboy bush or anything, just something that reminds me that I’m performing cunnilingus on an adult. But I guess the larger question is: Why is the city of angels so hellbent on destroying its female population?